I’m sorry to say that, after 35 years as a Christian, yes, this is what we believe.
Definition of Christianity #1: Fundamentalist Version:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
~ Richard Carrier, Lecture “Are Christians Delusional?”, Skepticon 3
Definition of Christianity #2: Liberal Version:
All that Eve stuff is baloney. But I still have an imaginary friend who manipulates the world for me, and he also magically impregnated a woman two thousand years ago, and she bore him a son who underwent an ancient ritual of blood sacrifice in order to dispel a curse laid upon me, thus ensuring that I will be immortal (although I’ve never seen this work for anyone else before).
~ Richard Carrier, Lecture “Are Christians Delusional?”, Skepticon 3
Jesus’ Atonement:
God needs blood to fix the universe, but only his own blood has enough magical power to do it, so he gave himself a body and killed it.
~ Richard Carrier, Lecture “Are Christians Delusional?”, Skepticon 3